BOTTLED AFTER DARK
A batch of chillies too good to leave behind, cooked down in small runs and sealed by hand. No preservatives. No nonsense. Just the evidence.
BOTTLED AFTER DARK
A batch of chillies too good to leave behind, cooked down in small runs and sealed by hand. No preservatives. No nonsense. Just the evidence.
The current stash
Every bottle is 125 ml, cooked in runs small enough to taste the difference, and rated on the same five-chilli scale printed on the label.
The Smuggler's Tale
One night, somewhere between a questionable decision and a serious lack of self-control, we stumbled upon a batch of chillies so dangerously delicious that we knew we couldn't leave them behind.
So we did what any respectable smuggler would do… we bottled them. What started as a secret stash quickly became a full-blown operation. Chillies were packed, flavours were blended, and bottles disappeared faster than we could hide them.
The authorities have asked questions. We have denied everything. All we can confirm is this: you're holding the evidence.
Know what you are signing up for
Five chillies, same as the bottle. Pick your level, then work your way up until somebody at the table gives in first.
Chillies, vinegar, vegetables and spice. Nothing you need a chemistry degree to pronounce.
Small batches, cooked properly, sealed by hand and numbered. What is on the label is in the bottle.
Courier across South Africa in 2–4 working days. Free on orders over R600.
Intercept the next drop
Leave an address and we will tell you when the next batch clears the harbour. We will not sell it on. We are smugglers, not monsters.